Charlie Sheen Makes "Surprise" Appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Kisses the Host on the Mouth (3/22/11)

Men, men, men, men...menly men men men! LOL. Rad bromance!?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7882656/charlie_sheen_makes_surprise_appearance.html?cat=49

Jeremy Bieber, Justin Bieber's Father: Good Guy or Deadbeat Dad?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7880924/jeremy_bieber_justin_biebers_father.html?cat=25

Will Justin Bieber Play Oliver Twist in Movie Remake?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7879856/justin_bieber_wants_to_play_oliver.html?cat=33

Robber Owned by Bones Jones: UFC Star, Jon "Bones" Jones, Captures and Subdues Robber Until Police Arrive

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7875770/robber_owned_by_bones_jones_ufc_star.html?cat=49

What Happened to Fergie's Face?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7870310/what_happened_to_fergies_face_on_american.html?amp=&cat=33

His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, Steps Down as Tibetan Political Leader: Take This Job and Shove It!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7847524/his_holiness_the_dalai_lama_steps_down.html?cat=49

Charlie Sheen Goddess, Natalie Kenly, is Now Tattoed with His Name, Charlie Sheen Gets a "Winning" Tattoo and David Spade's Talking Crap About Him on Twitter!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7840568/charlie_sheen_goddess_natalie_kenly.html?cat=49

20 Random Thoughts About Charlie Sheen

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7836350/20_random_thoughts_ive_had_about_charlie.html?cat=72

World's Best Smelling Perfume! Laila!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7830050/worlds_bestsmelling_perfume_laila_by.html?cat=69

Oh Shut Up, Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas Governor Needs to Sit Down and Shut His Pie-Hole About Natalie Portman's Pregnancy!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7829532/oh_shut_up_mike_huckabee_former_arkansas.html?cat=7

Shuuuuuuuuush It!!!!

About High Maintenance Chicks!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7815734/what_does_it_really_mean_to_be_a_high.html?cat=41

Is Christina Aguilera Falling Apart?

Christina Aguilera and Possible New Boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, Detained by Police for Being Drunk: Ex-Husband, Jordan Bratman, is Probably Sitting Somewhere ROFL.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7812788/christina_aguilera_and_possible_new.html?cat=33

Steve Harvey's Ex-Wife, Mary Lee Shackelford, Gagged by Chocolate on Valentines Day

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7811840/steve_harveys_exwife_mary_lee_shackelford.html?cat=49

A Must-Read Book: "From Rage to Reason: My Life in Two Americas" by Janet Langhart Cohen

Book Review: "From Rage to Reason: My Life in Two Americas" by Janet Langhart Cohen
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7811128/book_review_from_rage_to_reason_my.html?cat=38

Is It Just Me or Does Madonna's Daughter, Lourdes, Look Like A Younger Lady Gaga?

What Happened To Linda Hamilton, The Kick-Ass Chick From Terminator?

I guess age happened to Linda Hamilton, but sheesh.  She's around 56 years old now I think.

Hell, I'll be 50 this summer and ain't got not nare wrinkle! Must be all that vaseline.

Charlie Sheen Waxes Philosophical...He Has Quite A Way With Words!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7796552/top_ten_most_profound_quotes_by_charlie.html?cat=49

American Idol Season 10: Review of Top 24 and Predictions

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7797338/american_idol_season_10_winner_reviews.html?cat=33

Is this the next American Idol?

Jennifer Lopez Has An Emotional Breakdown on American Idol

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7790300/jennifer_lopez_has_an_emotional_breakdown.html?cat=33

Either Charlie Sheen Has Mastered the Art of Living Life to the Fullest and is a Genius or He is Completely Insane

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7787556/either_charlie_sheen_has_mastered_the.html?cat=49

Did Rush Limbaugh Insinuate Our First Lady Michelle Obama is Fat? Uh-uh!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7784328/did_rush_limbaugh_insinuate_that_first.html?cat=51

Beyonce in Blackface? What?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7788776/beyonce_in_blackface_offensive_or_fashion.html?cat=69

John Travolta's Head Is Growing Up Through His Hair

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7783464/john_travolta_is_almost_bald_without.html?cat=69

Are You Sitting Down? The Biebs (Justin Bieber Got A Hair Cut!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7781082/hold_the_phone_folks_justin_bieber.html

Oh Shut Up, TMZ and Leave American Idol James Durbin Alone

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7775654/oh_shut_up_tmz_and_leave_american_idol.html?cat=33

Wendy Williams To Appear on Dancing With The Stars, But Not Jennifer Beals

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7774122/jennifer_beals_says_no_way_but_wendy.html?cat=2

I Told Everybody That Billy Ray Cyrus Needed To Go And Get His Girl Miley Cyrus!

http://tv.msn.com/mom-pop-culture/miley-cyrus-saw-it-coming/story/feature/?GT1=28103.

Earworm of the Day: "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls

I was rocking this in the car this morning. Loves it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Etc.

El DeBarge Postpones Comeback For Rehab (I Met Him In Person Once...Nice Guy)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7763970/el_debarge_postpones_comeback_for_rehab.html?cat=33

Get Better, El!

Would You Get Married At Your Local McDonalds? Yeah for McWeddings!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7761916/how_to_have_a_wedding_on_a_tight_budget.html?cat=41

I now pronounce you McMan and McWife. 

You may now kiss the McBride.

The Rumor About O.J. Simpson Getting His Ass Whooped In Jail Was Just A Rumor

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7759950/oj_simpson_beaten_up_in_jail.html?cat=17

Yes, I Like Jersey Shore and Wear Uggs, Crocs and Flip-Flops! So Sue Me! LOL!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7759028/the_guilty_pleasures_of_pop_culture.html?cat=9

Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj Are Having Grade A Angus Beef! (Again!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7758652/nicki_manaj_and_lil_kim_the_clown_princesses.html?cat=33

Actress Jane Seymour Tells it like it is About Older Actresses and the Botox and Plastic Surgery Obsession in Hollywood. How Can You Act, If You Can't Move Your Face?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7757708/actress_jane_seymour_tells_it_like.html?cat=69

Supermodel Irina Shayk, Girlfriend of Soccer Star, Cristiano Ronaldo, is the Cover Model for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Sports Illustrated is shayking things up.  This chick's a beauty.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7757082/supermodel_irina_shayk_girlfriend_of.html?cat=69

MediaTakeout.com Says That Beyonce and Jay Z Have Separated and the have "Sources"...Uh-uh!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7755412/mediatakeoutcom_is_reporting_that_beyonce.html?cat=33

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Dating?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7753932/are_scarlett_johansson_26_and_sean.html?cat=49

Just good friends?

Rihanna is Having Restraining Order Against Chris Brown Modified...Uh-Oh!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7750164/will_rihanna_and_chris_brown_ever_get.html?cat=33

Damn shame!

Did Porn Star/Hooker Kacey Jordan Text Charlie Sheen To Tell Him She's Pregnant? Oh Lordy!?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7750590/is_porn_starhooker_kacey_jordan_pregnant.html?cat=49#comments

Poetry From Scarlet Henderson? (A Momentary Break From Celebrity Nonsense)

So, I like had all these poems I wrote that were just sitting around on my hard-drive collecting microchip dust, so I said myself, "Self, who don't you post them, so perhaps someone will read them?"  What an epiphany! Some may be a bit out there, but whatevs. Here are some links to some of my poetic waxings and than back to the celebrity stuff:

Halcyon
Immortality
Consumed
The Descent of Icarus
Verity
Universal Woman
The Bells Still Toll
Voice of the Vampire (Creator's Lament)
Elixir of Life
Silver Waterfalls
Love is a Demon
Have You Ever?

Showtime's "Shameless": Dysfunction Has Never Been so Wonderful! (Review)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7742428/showtimes_shameless_dysfunction_has.html?cat=2

Miley Cyrus is Sorry Now for Her Video-Taped Salvia Drug Stupor, so It's Okay Folks

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7741118/miley_cyrus_is_sorry_now_for_her_videotaped.html?cat=33

Guitar Hero Is No More!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7740650/guitar_hero_is_dead.html?cat=15

Tiger Woods Sucks at Golf Now

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7737510/tiger_woods_sucks_at_golf_now_could.html?cat=49

Lindsay Lohan Is Going to Look Real Cute in Safety Orange

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7735474/lindsay_lohan_is_a_trainwreck_on_the.html?cat=2

What's The Big Freakin' Deal About Black Women With Perms and/or Weaves?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7733966/what_is_the_big_deal_about_black_women.html?cat=69

Charlie Sheen + Hookers + Cocaine = Big Fun (Yeah!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7730056/charlie_sheen_why_does_everybody_love.html?cat=49

Gabriel Aubry is Racist? Boy, Halle Berry Sure Knows How To Pick'em!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7728136/did_gabriel_aubry_drop_the_nbomb_on.html?cat=41

Is Steven Tyler of Aerosmith Sexy?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7719080/steven_tyler_of_aerosmith_is_sixtysomething.html?cat=33

John Wayne Schulz: The Ones to Watch: American Idol Auditions: Season 10 (2011)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7717830/john_wayne_schulz_the_ones_to_watch.html?cat=33

Visit Me on Yahoo's Contributer Network (Associated Content.com)

LAUGH AND MAYBE LEARN A LIL SUMTHIN-SUMTHIN!

http://contributor.yahoo.com/user/794094/scarlet_henderson.html

Sean Combs (Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, P Diddy) Knocked Down the World Trade Center, Broke a Baby's Legs, Has a Pokerface, Abuses People and Has a Secret Lovechild (Folks, You Can't Make This Kinda Stuff Up!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7694594/sean_combs_puffy_puff_daddy_diddy_p.html?cat=49

Singer Ke$ha said, in her hit song, "Tik Tok", "Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy". Hmm, based on what I just read in the news, I think I'd prefer not to feel like P Diddy, according to a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks.

Uuuh Jessica? Are you okay over there, girl?

Me likey Jessica, but this is not a good look.

(Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol!)

Are Tom Cruise and Scientology Turning Katie Holmes into the Gollum?

This chick used to be so cute. What's going on with the heroin chic look?

Is Kat Von D, Jesse James' Current Fiance, Wearing a Wig?

That can't be real...nobody's hair grows out of or sits on their head that way and where is the part? As a follow weaveaholic I know these things.  Somebody let the Kat out of the bag. Hot mess, but it looks better then Brit-Brit Spears super-cheesy hair extensions.  I hope she has somebody look at that before she marries Sandra Bullock's ex-husband and cheater extraordinaire, Jesse James. Does she really think he's husband material?  Why does it seem the more money people have, the worse their weave or extensions look. I don't get it.  Maybe this is her real hair, but uh-uh. I don't think so.

Well, it still looks better than this mess on Rihanna's head.  What in the unholy hell is that abomination?

Rethinking Nicki Minaj

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6255970/rethinking_nicki_minaj.html



Steve Harvey Says that the Accusations of Mary Lee Shackelford, His Ex-Wife, Are Lies and He's Ready to Do Battle

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6263574/steve_harvey_says_that_the_accusations.html?cat=17

This is Steve Harvey and his new wifey-poo, Marjorie.

OMG, her entire outfit is killing me. I want it!

Follow Me on Twitter!

"So, come and follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down
Until you see all my dreams.
Nothing in this magical world is what it seems".

                                                                               - Nelly Furtado

Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#search?q=scarletread

(Pic I took at DisneyWorld)

What in the Hell is Wrong With Katie Holme's, Tom Cruise's Wifey?

Okay, Katie Holmes appears to be shoe shopping in this picture and which of us women does not go ga-ga and ape-shit over a beautiful pair of shoes, but she's look a bit a bit crackish.  She used to be cute.  What is Tom doing to her? And how do you come out looking that beat when you're famous and have that much money. Earth to Katie, earth to Katie. Looks like her soul has been sucked out. Uh-uh LOLz.

Steve Harvey's Ex-Wife Puts Him on Blast as a Cheating Spouse and Other Things: So Much for His Relationship Expertise and Religious Good Guy Persona!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6252794/steve_harveys_exwife_puts_him_on_blast.html?cat=41

Dis Kat Stacks, Beeyatches.....Anyway Dough: How To Date This Notorious Super-Groupie

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6250254/how_to_date_supergroupie_kat_stacks.html?cat=41

(Without Make-Up): Not Totally Horrid But Not a Glam-Chick Either

(Who Would Still Date This Chick?)

Michelle Obama's Sassy Red Dress: Sexy First Lady

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6244432/first_lady_michelle_obamas_red_dress.html?cat=69

The Passion of Prison: Is Mel Gibson Going to Jail for Hitting Ex-Girlfriend/Baby Mama, Oksana Grigorieva?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6244392/the_passion_of_prison_is_mel_gibson.html?cat=17

American Idol Season 10 Premiere Show: Did Jennifer Lopez (JLo) and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith Spice Things Up?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6242886/american_idol_season_10_premiere_show.html?cat=33