FameBlitz: 2011

Christina Aguilera and Possible New Boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, Detained by Police for Being Drunk: Ex-Husband, Jordan Bratman, is Probably Sitting Somewhere ROFL.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7812788/christina_aguilera_and_possible_new.html?cat=33

Book Review: "From Rage to Reason: My Life in Two Americas" by Janet Langhart Cohen
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7811128/book_review_from_rage_to_reason_my.html?cat=38

I guess age happened to Linda Hamilton, but sheesh. She's around 56 years old now I think.

Hell, I'll be 50 this summer and ain't got not nare wrinkle! Must be all that vaseline.

I was rocking this in the car this morning. Loves it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Etc.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7761916/how_to_have_a_wedding_on_a_tight_budget.html?cat=41

I now pronounce you McMan and McWife.

You may now kiss the McBride.

Sports Illustrated is shayking things up. This chick's a beauty.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7757082/supermodel_irina_shayk_girlfriend_of.html?cat=69

So, I like had all these poems I wrote that were just sitting around on my hard-drive collecting microchip dust, so I said myself, "Self, who don't you post them, so perhaps someone will read them?" What an epiphany! Some may be a bit out there, but whatevs. Here are some links to some of my poetic waxings and than back to the celebrity stuff:

Halcyon
Immortality
Consumed
The Descent of Icarus
Verity
Universal Woman
The Bells Still Toll
Voice of the Vampire (Creator's Lament)
Elixir of Life
Silver Waterfalls
Love is a Demon
Have You Ever?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7694594/sean_combs_puffy_puff_daddy_diddy_p.html?cat=49

Singer Ke$ha said, in her hit song, "Tik Tok", "Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy". Hmm, based on what I just read in the news, I think I'd prefer not to feel like P Diddy, according to a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks.

Me likey Jessica, but this is not a good look.

(Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol!)

This chick used to be so cute. What's going on with the heroin chic look?

That can't be real...nobody's hair grows out of or sits on their head that way and where is the part? As a follow weaveaholic I know these things. Somebody let the Kat out of the bag. Hot mess, but it looks better then Brit-Brit Spears super-cheesy hair extensions. I hope she has somebody look at that before she marries Sandra Bullock's ex-husband and cheater extraordinaire, Jesse James. Does she really think he's husband material? Why does it seem the more money people have, the worse their weave or extensions look. I don't get it. Maybe this is her real hair, but uh-uh. I don't think so.

Well, it still looks better than this mess on Rihanna's head. What in the unholy hell is that abomination?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6263574/steve_harvey_says_that_the_accusations.html?cat=17

This is Steve Harvey and his new wifey-poo, Marjorie.

OMG, her entire outfit is killing me. I want it!

"So, come and follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down
Until you see all my dreams.
Nothing in this magical world is what it seems".

- Nelly Furtado

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(Pic I took at DisneyWorld)

Okay, Katie Holmes appears to be shoe shopping in this picture and which of us women does not go ga-ga and ape-shit over a beautiful pair of shoes, but she's look a bit a bit crackish. She used to be cute. What is Tom doing to her? And how do you come out looking that beat when you're famous and have that much money. Earth to Katie, earth to Katie. Looks like her soul has been sucked out. Uh-uh LOLz.