Is It Just Me or Does Madonna's Daughter, Lourdes, Look Like A Younger Lady Gaga?

What Happened To Linda Hamilton, The Kick-Ass Chick From Terminator?

I guess age happened to Linda Hamilton, but sheesh.  She's around 56 years old now I think.

Hell, I'll be 50 this summer and ain't got not nare wrinkle! Must be all that vaseline.

Charlie Sheen Waxes Philosophical...He Has Quite A Way With Words!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7796552/top_ten_most_profound_quotes_by_charlie.html?cat=49

American Idol Season 10: Review of Top 24 and Predictions

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7797338/american_idol_season_10_winner_reviews.html?cat=33

Is this the next American Idol?

Jennifer Lopez Has An Emotional Breakdown on American Idol

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7790300/jennifer_lopez_has_an_emotional_breakdown.html?cat=33

Either Charlie Sheen Has Mastered the Art of Living Life to the Fullest and is a Genius or He is Completely Insane

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7787556/either_charlie_sheen_has_mastered_the.html?cat=49

Did Rush Limbaugh Insinuate Our First Lady Michelle Obama is Fat? Uh-uh!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7784328/did_rush_limbaugh_insinuate_that_first.html?cat=51

Beyonce in Blackface? What?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7788776/beyonce_in_blackface_offensive_or_fashion.html?cat=69

John Travolta's Head Is Growing Up Through His Hair

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7783464/john_travolta_is_almost_bald_without.html?cat=69

Are You Sitting Down? The Biebs (Justin Bieber Got A Hair Cut!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7781082/hold_the_phone_folks_justin_bieber.html

Oh Shut Up, TMZ and Leave American Idol James Durbin Alone

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7775654/oh_shut_up_tmz_and_leave_american_idol.html?cat=33

Wendy Williams To Appear on Dancing With The Stars, But Not Jennifer Beals

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7774122/jennifer_beals_says_no_way_but_wendy.html?cat=2

I Told Everybody That Billy Ray Cyrus Needed To Go And Get His Girl Miley Cyrus!

http://tv.msn.com/mom-pop-culture/miley-cyrus-saw-it-coming/story/feature/?GT1=28103.

Earworm of the Day: "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls

I was rocking this in the car this morning. Loves it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Etc.

El DeBarge Postpones Comeback For Rehab (I Met Him In Person Once...Nice Guy)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7763970/el_debarge_postpones_comeback_for_rehab.html?cat=33

Get Better, El!

Would You Get Married At Your Local McDonalds? Yeah for McWeddings!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7761916/how_to_have_a_wedding_on_a_tight_budget.html?cat=41

I now pronounce you McMan and McWife. 

You may now kiss the McBride.

The Rumor About O.J. Simpson Getting His Ass Whooped In Jail Was Just A Rumor

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7759950/oj_simpson_beaten_up_in_jail.html?cat=17

Yes, I Like Jersey Shore and Wear Uggs, Crocs and Flip-Flops! So Sue Me! LOL!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7759028/the_guilty_pleasures_of_pop_culture.html?cat=9

Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj Are Having Grade A Angus Beef! (Again!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7758652/nicki_manaj_and_lil_kim_the_clown_princesses.html?cat=33

Actress Jane Seymour Tells it like it is About Older Actresses and the Botox and Plastic Surgery Obsession in Hollywood. How Can You Act, If You Can't Move Your Face?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7757708/actress_jane_seymour_tells_it_like.html?cat=69

Supermodel Irina Shayk, Girlfriend of Soccer Star, Cristiano Ronaldo, is the Cover Model for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Sports Illustrated is shayking things up.  This chick's a beauty.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7757082/supermodel_irina_shayk_girlfriend_of.html?cat=69

MediaTakeout.com Says That Beyonce and Jay Z Have Separated and the have "Sources"...Uh-uh!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7755412/mediatakeoutcom_is_reporting_that_beyonce.html?cat=33

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Dating?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7753932/are_scarlett_johansson_26_and_sean.html?cat=49

Just good friends?

Rihanna is Having Restraining Order Against Chris Brown Modified...Uh-Oh!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7750164/will_rihanna_and_chris_brown_ever_get.html?cat=33

Damn shame!

Did Porn Star/Hooker Kacey Jordan Text Charlie Sheen To Tell Him She's Pregnant? Oh Lordy!?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7750590/is_porn_starhooker_kacey_jordan_pregnant.html?cat=49#comments

Poetry From Scarlet Henderson? (A Momentary Break From Celebrity Nonsense)

So, I like had all these poems I wrote that were just sitting around on my hard-drive collecting microchip dust, so I said myself, "Self, who don't you post them, so perhaps someone will read them?"  What an epiphany! Some may be a bit out there, but whatevs. Here are some links to some of my poetic waxings and than back to the celebrity stuff:

Halcyon
Immortality
Consumed
The Descent of Icarus
Verity
Universal Woman
The Bells Still Toll
Voice of the Vampire (Creator's Lament)
Elixir of Life
Silver Waterfalls
Love is a Demon
Have You Ever?

Showtime's "Shameless": Dysfunction Has Never Been so Wonderful! (Review)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7742428/showtimes_shameless_dysfunction_has.html?cat=2

Miley Cyrus is Sorry Now for Her Video-Taped Salvia Drug Stupor, so It's Okay Folks

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7741118/miley_cyrus_is_sorry_now_for_her_videotaped.html?cat=33

Guitar Hero Is No More!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7740650/guitar_hero_is_dead.html?cat=15

Tiger Woods Sucks at Golf Now

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7737510/tiger_woods_sucks_at_golf_now_could.html?cat=49

Lindsay Lohan Is Going to Look Real Cute in Safety Orange

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7735474/lindsay_lohan_is_a_trainwreck_on_the.html?cat=2

What's The Big Freakin' Deal About Black Women With Perms and/or Weaves?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7733966/what_is_the_big_deal_about_black_women.html?cat=69

Charlie Sheen + Hookers + Cocaine = Big Fun (Yeah!)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7730056/charlie_sheen_why_does_everybody_love.html?cat=49

Gabriel Aubry is Racist? Boy, Halle Berry Sure Knows How To Pick'em!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7728136/did_gabriel_aubry_drop_the_nbomb_on.html?cat=41

Is Steven Tyler of Aerosmith Sexy?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7719080/steven_tyler_of_aerosmith_is_sixtysomething.html?cat=33

John Wayne Schulz: The Ones to Watch: American Idol Auditions: Season 10 (2011)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/7717830/john_wayne_schulz_the_ones_to_watch.html?cat=33